First, a short joke applicable to the situation:
The DOD contracted a scientific company to find out what made Special Operations soldiers so unique in hopes of graduating higher numbers from the various selection courses. The company came up with a way to test for resourcefulness, problem solving abilities, physical and mental strength, and performance under pressure.
The company was given 2 members from some of the most elite units in the world; Navy SEALs, Army SF, German GSG-9, Australian SAS, Japan's SBU, and even 2 Mujhadeen from Afghanistan who had fought the Russians in the early eighties.
Finally ready, they began the experiemnt. The 2 members of each team would be locked into a room for 24 hours with nothing but 2- 36" steel ball bearings and the uniforms on their back. The room had no windows, no furniture, no lights, nothing. It was essentially a large concrete room with only one entry/exit that was guarded. Once inside, the door would be locked and the 2 team members would not be allowed out until 24 hours had elapsed. After 24 hours the scientists were excited to see what these commandos and soldiers had come up with.
First they went to the German's door- upon opening it, the scientist saw an Audi A8 W12 in perfect working order. It was unbieveable that these 2 GSG-9 soldiers could build that car in 1 day with no tools and nothing but 2 ball bearings.
The scientists decided next they would check on the Mujhadeen- they opened the door, and could not believe what they saw; a Toyaota Hilux in one corner, and in the other corner a lush, green field growing poppies with irrigation water running uphill! They were excited to see that the Afghani men had indeed made all this out of 2 ball bearings.
Next the scientists visted the Army SF room- they opened the door and were in awe at what they saw; a fire base complete with .50 cal machine guns, sandbagged positions, a chow hall, a hospital, and 50 indiginous personnel crazily working to make the fire base even better while the 2 SF guys were playing Xbox. All of this out of 2 ball bearings.
The scientists made their way to the Japanese room. Before they could open the door, it opened automatically- they saw the 2 SBU commandos watching a 52" flat screen TV, surfing the internet on a computer, and putting the finishing touches on a submarine. The scientist could not believe all this from 2 ball bearings.
Next was the Australain room. The scientists opened the door and were completely surprised by what they saw- A beautiful woman with an Aussie accent welcomed them in and showed them to the bar, where they could have any beer they wanted from the taps on the rack. The beautiful woman showed them to their table and had their steaks waiting for them. All this- a bar, a grill, beer, a woman, all this from 2 ball bearings.
Lastly, the scientists made their way to the SEALs room. They were so excited to see what the frogmen had come up with. They opened the door-...in the corner of the room sat the two SEALs. The scientists looked around and saw.. nothing. They asked the SEALs-"what happened, we saw all the other teams make these fabulous things; cars, submarines, women, tvs, even the Mujadeen mad some poppies grow and water flow uphill! What happened to you guys, and what happened to your ball bearings?!!!"
The SEALs looked at each other and responded to the scientists- "we broke one and lost the other"
With that, I've "shot out" a barrel on my Glock 17. During this weeks pistol class I noticed that every thrird or fourth round was, as Bob Ueuker says-"just a bit outside". I first assumed it was me, then after I shot some of the students guns I found out it wasn't(kinda glad of that!). I took the barrel out and compared it to the 2 other Glock 17s in the class and that's when me and the 2 Army snipers that were in the class saw the obvious lack of rifling at a certain spot.
I thought it was impossible to shoot out a pistol barrel, but apparantly I've succeded. I also don't think I've ever heard of anyone else doing it. As for the number of rounds, it's somewhere around 205,000. The ole girl has had 2 sets of sights, 2 recoil springs, and 8 trigger return springs. She has served well. I still managed to pull off 2 - 623s on the 700 Pt Agg (lowering my goal to average 630 or above), and a 275 on the Hack (25 yd line was ugly with said pistol). I'm glad she died during a good class. I had the 2 Army Snipers, a Doctor from the Mayo clinic, an Army Captain headed to the Q-Course, and a magazine writer.
Guess it's time to break out the Sig!